Staff Picks Week 14: Featuring....An Infant

It’s rough. It’s really rough. Our picks have reached an all-time low, and that’s saying something. Last week’s guest picker, Thomas Rongen, tied with Tyler for the best record on the week. They both managed to pick a whopping 5 out of 11 games correctly. The other 10 people on our staff were worse than that. 3 of them managed to get 1 game correct out of 11. We won’t mention any names but hopefully Ian, Mark, and Rob do better this week.

We’re so bad at this, an infant could probably do better than us, right? Well, we’re going to find out. Dustyn’s 18 month old daughter Harper is our guest picker this week. Harper previously did some playoff picks last season but she’s back and so much more knowledgeable on the league. Her most confident pick is a draw between LA and Sporting KC. After making her selection she yelled in excitement, very proud of her selection. Apparently, she’s never seen a form sheet. Her other picks were mostly met with grumbles. She chose a draw in the Texas Derby, wisely choosing not to upset her father by choosing the team in the north part of the state.

Best of luck to Harper and all of our staff in their picks this week. If anyone is beaten by Harper, they may be leaving the site in embarrassment.

Minnie mouse is Harper's favorite character, and apparently she also really likes the earthquakes. 

Minnie mouse is Harper's favorite character, and apparently she also really likes the earthquakes.